i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

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I have five saved messages in my inbox and three of them are addresses of lovely people


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It was in the 60s last week and today we are getting over a foot of snow

Fuck this man

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According to society, we are too young to decide our own gender and sexuality, given that the gender isn’t cisgender or that the sexuality isn’t heterosexual. Apparently, being cishet is approved for all ages, but being queer is a rated R experience.

And yet, we are too old to not have the right…

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first rule of friendship:

  • do not insult their hogwarts house
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oh my god i just realized what’s so dumb about people being like “why would you want to watch people play video games if you could just play them yourself” 


you fucking idiots watch sports on the television shut the fuck up

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The best part of being in a pansexual-bisexual relationship is you can laugh and giggle and check out every guy and girl who walks by together

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